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November 3, 2006

Ask StarrFucker: Shitty Kitty


...this past weekend was Pride in Boise, and I was out at the bar on Saturday night and some friends and I got to talking about fucking and how porn stars always have a clean ass when getting fucked. We couldn't seem to agree on how they do it. We all agreed that they must all douche... but other than that, it was divided. I kind of think that they must have to watch what they eat at least 24 hours before they do the porn, others said 12 hours. Others said they doubt they have to change their diet.
Do you happen to know what the porn stars do to ensure they don't have a shitty kitty while filming?

Donnie
Boise, Idaho



Dear Donnie,

Both answers are correct... Most gay porn sets are stocked with your drug store varitey enemas and the bottoms flush themselves out usually at home first and then again right before cameras roll. Another method of cleaning out a model's fuck hole would of course be the shower shot.

See Enema Tips.

You are 100% right in your assumption that bottoms don't eat before a shoot and for the obviously reasons. Depending on when a shoot time starts a good bottom normally should not eat 5-6 hours before a scene and even then stay away from certain foods.

I won't name names but, a few years back I was on the set of an gay orgy video doing lighting and other general bitch work and without any warning a model plopped out a rather large chunky surprise onto the floor as a dick was pulled out of him. Gross, gross, gross. To my disbelieve the shitting model did not seem embarresed at all- he giggled and proceeded to clean it up. He then was told to hit the showers and use a shower shot. This gooey bottom obviously didn't follow the above steps but, the show went on anyway and many of you went on to jack off to him being plowed.

StarrFucker


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