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January 25, 2006

Today's Word: Porny

Guess what I found in my email box today.... It's the new Mike Hancock update. This Jr. Hardy looks pretty hot.

I will post the email description I got from MikeHancock.com below because, I really don't want you to think I wrote this.

I remember when Mike and I first saw Jr. Hardy at a local club stroking his guitar on stage. Who would have thought that from those humble beginnings would emerge a major internet porn star who now strokes his huge cock for the masses. On his audition, Jr. Hardy made it clear that he just wanted to jack off for the camera and take any cash we'd throw his way for the scene. Action with another guy was out of the question. But once straight guys discover that Mike Hancock satisfies their sexual urges better than the girls they are banging, they inevitably come back for more. They all readily admit that no one sucks cock better than someone who loves sucking cock. Jr. Hardy was no different. He'd never experienced what it was like to be serviced by another guy... someone who was intimately familiar with all the sensitive parts of the male equipment. After this video, I fear we have unleashed something that was heretofore buried deep within the recesses of Jr."s psyche... and it's a good thing!!

We all knew that Jr. loved having his huge cock sucked. We also discovered that Jr. can fuck ass like it’s going out of style. The boy works up a sweat fucking every time. Now that's someone who works hard for the money. Every time Jr. said he didn't want to go any further, sexually, with a guy, Mike convinced him to try it, and the results were nothing short of amazing. But when Mike told me that he'd gotten Jr. to agree to a toys video, I wasn't sure the results would be the same. There’s a big difference between fucking someone in the ass and being fucked in the ass, even with a dildo. But what transpired during the shoot truly left me inspired. Mike started off by giving Jr. a little introductory head just to get him in the mood, but he soon moved right to the job at hand. Once Mike finally got the first dildo in Jr.'s ass, you'd have thought that Jr. was having a religious experience. He gyrated his ass on that dildo like a seasoned bottom. Mike knew that a bigger dildo was the next step. Jr. didn't miss a beat, moaning even louder. I guess Mike found Jr.s G-spot, because Jr. was writhing in ecstasy as Mike shoved the dildo deeper and deeper. I saw that glazed look come over Mike's eyes. It's a look he gets when he enters his own zone. I knew Mike wanted to fuck Jr. Hardy. It's always a tense moment, because you never know what a straight guy is going to do. But Jr. had already thrown caution to the wind and was enjoying this ride, so it didn’t surprise me when he just went with the flow and enjoyed the sensation of Mike's huge cock busting his ass cherry. "Hey Mikey, he likes it!!"

It's a rewarding feeling being a part of a straight guy's sexual education. Jr. finally graduates in Jr. Hardy's Toys. There's nothing like seeing a straight guy expand his own perceptions and parameters right before your eyes. It makes watching him take his first cock up the ass... and liking it... so much more meaningful. Don't you agree?

Tony Covington

You guys will love this video... and yes even with the ever so popular dick-out-of-the-pants fucking. But, I also focused on Tony Convington's description too - It is really god damn porny. Porny, meaning porn with corny or cheesy attributes. I know that it turns you guys on and it works but, sometimes it is fun to take a step back and just read this stuff.

Posted by Jeremy at January 25, 2006 11:23 PM

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